Chris Mohney

fek: chrismohney: Yep, going to see it this weekend. Because I’m a good husband, that’s why. Or a...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:35:10 -0500

chrismohney:

Yep, going to see it this weekend. Because I’m a good husband, that’s why.

Or a pussy.

Oh right, I forgot every post has to come with a picture of me and Colum McCann “by accident.” YOU SHOULD BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY

Yep, going to see it this weekend. Because I’m a good...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:51:51 -0500

Yep, going to see it this weekend. Because I’m a good husband, that’s why.

Photo

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:39:08 -0500

nickmcglynn: TYRA… Every girl crazy bout an Average Size Man

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:20:09 -0500

nickmcglynn:

TYRA…

Every girl crazy bout an Average Size Man

Hot new redesign on GoaG! Little outre for my tastes, but...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:13:42 -0500

Hot new redesign on GoaG! Little outre for my tastes, but I’ll find those party pics somewhere. (Chin up, we’ve all been there, and will go there again on the next deploy.)

Yet More Help Wanted: Houston & New Orleans City Editors

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:09:26 -0500

As with Miami, need someone local in Houston and New Orleans to oversee creation of online city guide listings for restaurants, nightlife, shopping hotels. Paid contract. Email cmohney@bbook.com for details.

Hiring Miami city guide editor

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:46:31 -0500

Responsible for maintaining and expanding online guide to restaurants, nightlife, shopping, and hotels. Contract job for actual pay; time commitment would only be a few hours a week. If innarested email cmohney@bbook.com.

Danny’s not here, Mrs. Torrance

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:15:08 -0500

Danny’s not here, Mrs. Torrance

Could we get some more glassware for table fifteen please

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:41:22 -0500

Could we get some more glassware for table fifteen please

Black tie, you don’t need a reason why eye eye

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:31:28 -0500

Black tie, you don’t need a reason why eye eye

Some serious Gatsby shit up in here

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:21:09 -0500

Some serious Gatsby shit up in here

"Oh. If you were from Asia, this would be a really unusual pie."

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:30:58 -0500

“Oh. If you were from Asia, this would be a really unusual pie.”

- Martha Stewart, to an Asian woman who baked an apple pie; previously, when Martha asked the woman where she was from, the woman had responded, “New York.”

whoa, Martha. I was just checking on the pie situation and saw...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:57:51 -0500

whoa, Martha. I was just checking on the pie situation and saw this. pretty hardcore.

RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE or one of these minutes our esteemed colleague @mhkt is sharing a pie with...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:53:23 -0500

RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE or one of these minutes our esteemed colleague @mhkt is sharing a pie with Martha Stewart. We have served as test subjects for his test pies and I have to say Ms. Stewart better recognize.

fek: At least once a week, without fail, Steve Lewis will come...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:46:10 -0500

fek:

At least once a week, without fail, Steve Lewis will come in the office, harass us, and leave. I take a particular pleasure in this ritual.

what did he used to call you? “college boy” or something?

ohrohin: Reader feedback. Full disclosure: I’ve seen about 193...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:36:45 -0500

ohrohin:

Reader feedback. Full disclosure: I’ve seen about 193 of all 200 episodes of Sailor Moon. My tweens were a really confusing time of my life.

You should see the comments I’m not approving. As I said before, it’s a hard choice between getting trapped in a room with angry anime fans or angry white supremacists (or more recently, angry Adam Lambert fans). You seem to bring out the internet’s deepest thinkers.

INCOMING

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:53:33 -0500

INCOMING

Dateline 1943, rural Ohio. My mother poses for a photo after...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:02:29 -0500

Dateline 1943, rural Ohio. My mother poses for a photo after Cousin Jimmy placed a chicken atop her head. Jimmy was not quite fast enough to get out of frame before the shutter.

I have been fighting a battle for years

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:57:44 -0500

against the replacement of double quotes by pernicious single quotes. But I’m tired. So tired. Should I just ‘give up’ and let it happen, like freezing to death?

kryz: I cannot wait until 2012, when all this will have an end. Because we all die. I like seeing...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:05:00 -0500

kryz:

I cannot wait until 2012, when all this will have an end.

Because we all die.

I like seeing what people are asking ol’ Google. A tired game but still yields occasional fruit. Though the above series of tragic queries kinds of puts the lie to the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.