Anonymous asked: Where do you summer?
About ten years ago.
Anonymous asked: Who's the bigger pussy, Foster or Barna?
Neither. Barna’s got reach, and Foster’s built like a fireplug.
Someone send/reblog me a link, please, to that awful David Cronenberg-esque photo of the strange meat orifice crotch thing that someone (on mefi?) asked “is … is this sex?” that is all. ?
(via monsterman)
This leopard gunfighter would be pretty scary if he could actually look in the direction he’s shooting.
Tumblr users are better than this. Aren’t they?
WELL? AREN’T THEY? I’d answer this question, but I don’t have a formspring.
Of course, this arrangement could only work if visitors are actually printing pages at a worthwhile rate. Not to worry, said Chuck Corday, Hearst Digital Media’s SVP and GM: “Printing from our magazines’ Web properties is a behavior that already has scale.”
This is so hilariously harebrained it could easily be the setup for an Onion headline, if it also wasn’t so inherently tragic and sad.