February 2012
My cabbie nearly ran over Jeffrey Chodorow just...
so conflicted
Anonymous asked: Is it me, or is Hendricks pshopped to oblivion in that cover?
24 Postcards from the Restaurants of Old New York →
Good Lord
youngbahamian:
You’re not allowed to change things while I’m in the Bahamas, Tumblr. That’s just rude.
more of my insidious plan revealed, step by sinister step
by the time you get back to New York everyone will be talking in Mandarin with insect faces
You'll just have to imagine
a shop of Litterbox Cat emerging from underneath Angelina Jolie’s Oscar dress. Tomorrow I’ll get all my source PSDs ported over, never fear.
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Adam Sandler follows Barbara Streisand to close...
Seems legit
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“All agree that whatever his intention he was frustrated: he did not find vast...”
– Jacques de Sores, pirate who burned Havana in the 16th century, was thorough when pissed off
Best thing I brought back from Rio
has to be the vile microbe that has imprisoned me on the couch today, with occasional conjugal visits to the bathroom
Shattered dreams
Visitor: Look, I met these guys in the club, they're film producers from LA in Rio doing a movie shoot [shows cellphone picture]
Local: Ah yes, they are prostitutes
“Why don’t you put your mouth inside his mouth?”
– Helpful gay wingman
Me: C'mon, time to go see the Christ Redeemer statue.
Me: Hurry up, that Christ ain't gonna redeem itself.
Me: Oh wait.