Chris Mohney

Held out as long as I could.
Jul 04
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Somehow, even a cadre of jackbooted thugs look hilariously nerdy on Segways. cvxn: nevver: NewsToday

Somehow, even a cadre of jackbooted thugs look hilariously nerdy on Segways.

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Jul 03
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Why is it that when taxi TVs break, they always break such that they’re stuck in the “on” mode?
Jul 01
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Jun 30
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sigh. Even Gawker.com itself no longer has a sense of its own history … I’m just playin. Still, yeah, I know Raffaelo Follieri’s the big news right now, but can’t someone spare a few egg-shaped column inches for Jeffrey Epstein’s guilty plea?

sigh. Even Gawker.com itself no longer has a sense of its own history …

I’m just playin. Still, yeah, I know Raffaelo Follieri’s the big news right now, but can’t someone spare a few egg-shaped column inches for Jeffrey Epstein’s guilty plea?

Jun 25
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In no way do I acknowledge the appropriateness of this contextual ad that seems to pop up a lot near my Facebook profile, but I’m somewhat disturbed how both versions of the “model” bear a superficial resemblance to myself, at various stages of my haircutting life.
In no way do I acknowledge the appropriateness of this contextual ad that seems to pop up a lot near my Facebook profile, but I’m somewhat disturbed how both versions of the “model” bear a superficial resemblance to myself, at various stages of my haircutting life.
Jun 22
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New apartment!
New apartment!
Jun 19
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World’s Youngest Sword Swallower Reveals All. Yes, she trained on a dildo. And now she’s up to 28 inches!
Jun 18
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alexbalk: marklisanti: After her birth, the piglet refused to join her brothers and sisters as they splashed in the muck because she suffers with mysophobia - a fear of dirt. But now the pig has overcome her fears with a pair of green boots made of rubber - which have been created with no footwell so that her trotters slip straight in. (via Meet Cinderella, Pig in Boots - Telegraph) OMG, ADORABLE. And probably tasty!

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marklisanti:

After her birth, the piglet refused to join her brothers and sisters as they splashed in the muck because she suffers with mysophobia - a fear of dirt. But now the pig has overcome her fears with a pair of green boots made of rubber - which have been created with no footwell so that her trotters slip straight in. (via Meet Cinderella, Pig in Boots - Telegraph)
OMG, ADORABLE. And probably tasty!
Jun 12
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Jun 10
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Like breathing soup.

That’s how I’d describe New York City heat today. I’m thinking: vegetable medley.