Oh what, you canceled my flight? Ruined my holiday weekend trip? Fuck you, I got 17 bottles of red wine.
Chris Mohney
In no particular order.
Jul 02
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Delays, cancellations, fear, loathing @ LaGuardia
Jul 01
REVIEWS OF MY SON’S TOYS: Feet
A recent discovery, these used to be just the dimly recognized termini at the ends of always-kicking legs (themselves a perennial entertainment). The feet have made quite a splash since their debut however, though still in third place behind Hands and, of course, the ever-popular Mouth. The latter two have worked in concert for some time, but the new introduction of Hands on Feet has proved an astounding success.
Bite It? Soon. Soon. The Mouth definitely wants in on that action, once logistics can be worked out.
Jun 30
Look at this tiny woman I have imprisoned in a wee box! Ha ha ha! I’m such an asshole!
Jun 29
Foster Kamer's Unpaid Interns Are Awesome
Take a look folks [Foster Kamer is a total hypocrite but we’ll laugh it off to immaturity]Oh snap! (previously)
Still with this, Rachelle? I don’t have any axes to grind with you, but I’ll stack the career utility of an unpaid BlackBook internship versus that of an unpaid Guest of a Guest internship any ol’ day of the week. (Gossip Girl stalking mission excepted, utility-wise.) To put it another way, five of the eight full-time paid members of BB’s editorial staff started here as interns. Not Foster though! He’s a slippery one. However, your interns demonstrably go to a lot more parties, or at least more parties with pictures on the internet.
Man, I trip over this thing almost every morning.
Jun 28
Karl Penhaul about to get all upin your honduran coup bidness
Jun 26
These clouds are tripping balls
